My iPod is being stupid. I hate electronics. All my music and stuff dissapeared so I plugged it back into the computer and now it's taking forever to put everything back on. :P

The Angry Badgers

The Angry Badgers are a bunch of angry badgers who are going to take over the world. They intend to do this using an army of wolf mercenaries from the southern hemisphere. We do not know why they are going to do this yet, but I will give you more updates as our spies discover more information about their plan.

Wow... I haven't posted anything on here in a very long time. But twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyrre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe, so I couldn't think of anything to write. Actually, i still can't think of anything to write. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! ANGRY BADGERS! Malus lupus oppugno terra.

I made another blog! Somebody go on it! Just go to my profile and therre's a link to it. Right now there's almost nothing on it, but therre will be soon. Ignore the review of Iron Man, I was tired and bored. Just please go on my other blog!

Rain...

I'm sure you've all noticed that it's been pouring rain for the past few days. Well, get used to it because it's the start of monsoon season. That's when the clouds come in, it doesn't stop raining until it turns to snow for a few days in December or January, then it starts raining again and we don't see the sun until June. My advice on how to survive is; make sure you have lots of books to read, if you're supposed to walk your dog try to get your brother or sister to do it for you, don't step in any water that you can't see the bottom of, don't open your bedroom window, avoid going outside whenever possible, when you have to go outside wear a rain coat (the rain will just soak through any other coats.) I'm sure you all already know all this because you've lived in Seattle for a while, but I'm bored and don't have anything better to write about. :D

I apologize for the previous two posts on here. I was bored, I was tired, and I'd had sugar. Sorry to anyone who actually read those. Please don't think that I'm going insane or something, because I'm not. Unless I'm really tired and I've had sugar, which doesn't happen very often and next time it does I'll try not to write on my blog. From now on I will try to make what I write understandable and about stuff that actually happened.

Something else that didn't happen

The possum came back! It was just like five minutes ago and it ate a tree and then the neighbours dog went out to battle it again because it ate the tree after it had come back from Mount Rainier . The battle was really weird. The possum and the dog were like throwing pieces of grass at each other and then they were being weird and then the dog won and the possum has to go live in the Andes mountains in South America or wherever now. I really hope that the possum doesn't come back.

I have nothing to write about on here! Nothing interesting has happened to me since the last time I wrote on here so I have nothing to write about... blah........ :- (Emoticons are awesome) I am bored. I have nothing that actually happened to write about... HA HA HA! I'LL WRITE ABOUT STUFF THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN!

Today there was a giant ten foot tall possum in our yard and it ate all the grass and then it totally destroyed the fence when it went onti out neighbours yard. In their yard it had an epic battle with their dog, but the dog won and the possum said that it would never come back and then it left to go live on Mount Rainier

School...

School started today.... I have to read this book about explorers in Australia and it takes longer to read one page in it than it does to read a page in Lord of the Rings. And it's even more boring. I'm taking a Latin class at co-op and we're doing the second half of this Latin book and they did the first half in the class last year and I did it at home, but I don't remember ANY of the Latin words I learned and so everyone else is going to remember it and I won't and I'm pretty sure that I'm going to totally embarass myself in front of the entire class. I DON'T WANT TO LEARN LATIN! IT'S A DEAD LANGUAGE AND I WILL NEVER NEED TO KNOW IT EVER! I am not going to survive the school year...........

The Great Wolf Lodge

We went to the Great Wolf Lodge! We only spent two days there, but it was totally awesome! There was an indoor water park! And an arcade! And a gift shop (oooh! Exciting!) And this thing called "MagiQuest" where you get a wand thing and go around and there's like this stuff you have to find. And there was a spa, but I didn't go to it. And our room had a pretend cabin in it that had beds in it and creepy animals painted on the walls. The water park had a slide where you went down like this giant funnel and there was like this drop that went straight down and Ryan wouldn't go on it. There was also this other big slide where you went down on one of those inflatable tube things that I forget what they're called because I'm hyper and i went on it with ryan and Lilly and Mary and a couple times when we went down Ryan yelled "I'M EDWARD!" The whole way down, so i started calling him Edward and he got mad at me. And there was a wave pool and that was totally awesome and the waves were huge and it was totally awesome to take one of those inflatable circle things that I I now remember what they're called, but have no idea how to spell out into the waves and you would float on top and it was so cool! Then we went down the really big water slides with our eyes closed and I thought we were going UP the water slide instead of down because it was spinning around and I had no idea where I was. And we got Mexican food for dinner. I'm really hyper for some reason, but I have no idea why because I haven't had any sugar recently and i'm not tired.

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCHOOL STARTS ON MONDAY!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT WRITE A BOOK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! IF YOU BASE A BOOK ON A TRUE STORY THEN YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT SUMMER TO BE OVER!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT SCHOOL TO START AGAIN!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not that anyone will be able to help me, they're all going back to school too! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:)

Bone

I'm going to die!!!!!!!!!! I can't find the other Bone books!!!!!!! So I'm going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've only read books five, six, seven and eight! I need to read one, two, three, four, and nine! i have to know what happened before book five and I have to know what happens after book eight! Book eight ends with Fone Bone and Thorn being captured by the bad people and the rat creatures coming to attack the city! I tried to find the book that has all of them in it at Half Price Books today, but the only thing they had was some of the original comics. At Half Price Books I also sold a stack of like twenty books, because, you know, they'll buy your old books, and I ONLY GOT SIX DOLLARS FOR IT! DON'T SELL YOUR USED BOOKS TO THEM! IT IS A COMPLETE RIP OFF! I NEED THE OTHER BONE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to do weird stuff on this post.
Like use different fonts.
You can't read this! Ha ha ha ha ha! If you figure out what it says I'll give you five bucks! Just kidding, I wont.

Now I'll write in another language!

HA HA HA HA HA! You can't read what this says!!!!!!!!!

ओह वेट ...... नो यू कैन'टी रीड आईटी! बेकाउसे इ'म व्रितिंग इन हिन्दी! हे हे हे हे हे हे हे! इ अच्तुअल्ली विल गिवे यू फाइव बुच्क्स इफ यू कैन रीड थिस ओने

Now I'll talk in some other language that you can't read!

സീ? ഐ'മ ടാള്‍കിംഗ് ഇന്‍ സോമേ അദര്‍ ലാംഗ്വേജ് നോ. ഐ'ല്‍ ഗിവ് യു ടെന്‍ ഡോളറ്സ് ഇഫ്‌ യു ഫിഗുരെ ഔട്ട് വാട്ട്‌ ദിസ്‌ ഓനെ സായ്. ഐ തിങ്ക്‌ ഐ'മ വ്രിതിംഗ് ഇന്‍ എ ലാംഗ്വേജ് കാല്ലെദ്‌ മലയന്‍, ബട്ട്‌ ഐ'മ നോട സുരേ വ്ഹോ സ്പീക്സ്‌ ദാറ്റ്‌ ഓര്‍ വ്തെരെ ദേ ലൈവ്................. വെഇര്ദ്... ഓള്‍ ദി പുഞ്ച്ട്‌ാറേന്‍ സ്ടയ്സ് ദി സെയിം.............

Now I will talk in English again! Or at least i'll use English letters. Actually, I'll just talk in English because the only other stuff I know how to say is insults in Elvish and Huttese.......


I shouldn't write on here when I am bored and can't think of anything to write...........................................

Last night I had a dream that I was in this golf course looking for Hogwarts and then I got turned into a vampire and then Lilly and Ellen were both in there somewhere............. Something is wrong with my dreams....................................

Hmm........................

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................................................................... I don't know what to write on here............... Someone give me some ideas!!! Please!!!

I'm weird..........

I'm very, very weird. I am writing a story called "The Alligator and the Stink Bomb." It is about an alligator named Elojah Wood who leaves in the evrglades and then the people who live in New Orleans get annoyed with the aligators, so Elijah Wood has to go to Ireland to find a bird of paradise in the jungle so he can distract the New Orleans people long enough to brab their anti-alligator weapons and throw them into the english channel. But when he gets there the jungles are gone and all that is left is a pond with a sea cucmber in it who tells him that the jungle was destroyed in a meteor shower and no one has seen any of the birds of paradise since and the only thing he can do is go to Italy and find a gorilla who might be willing to help him.
See? I'm very strange. If you would like to see this story please contact me, either through blogger or at my gmail which is elfranger.mf@gmail.com. BUT DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY STORY AND PUBLISH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The amazing Thing.

Once upon a time, nothing happened. The End. I know, there's like nothing on this thing, or any of the other things. I just can't think of anything to say, that's all. Last night I went to a sleepover and we were playing a really creepy Nancy Drew game and we were getting all creeped out because it was creepy and it was the middle of the night and we didn't have any lights on and it was in a creepy cemetary AND we had had a ton of sugar, so we were really weird (not that we're not usually weird) and then someone's like "Hey look! It's gettinglight outside!"

YAY! Maggie (the other one) made a blog too! I cannot spell. http://mylifeamusicalinsong.blogspot.com/ that is a link to her blog. Woot!

Woot- it is the answer to everything. So, pretty much it means whatever you want it to. Woot!

hello. this blog doesn't make any sense. Don't read this post. if you keep reading it will put a spell on you that makes you go insane. oops, too late.

HI!

Hello,
This is my new blog!
-Me