I'm weird..........

I'm very, very weird. I am writing a story called "The Alligator and the Stink Bomb." It is about an alligator named Elojah Wood who leaves in the evrglades and then the people who live in New Orleans get annoyed with the aligators, so Elijah Wood has to go to Ireland to find a bird of paradise in the jungle so he can distract the New Orleans people long enough to brab their anti-alligator weapons and throw them into the english channel. But when he gets there the jungles are gone and all that is left is a pond with a sea cucmber in it who tells him that the jungle was destroyed in a meteor shower and no one has seen any of the birds of paradise since and the only thing he can do is go to Italy and find a gorilla who might be willing to help him.
See? I'm very strange. If you would like to see this story please contact me, either through blogger or at my gmail which is elfranger.mf@gmail.com. BUT DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY STORY AND PUBLISH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!